What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:43

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?